Wednesday, August 4, 2010

JOKES

Choose and fill in the blanks:

* I'll tell you when it's raining!
* an American
* what’s with that
* pick up the pieces
* very intelligent
* the fly is on vacation


Languages

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language? _______________________


Why are you complaining?

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. ___________________________.

She can’t help it – she’s nervous?

A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel..._________________________________ "


What help!

Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes.
Daughter: And I helped _________________________.

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